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Coming soon on ITV - a "football and entertainment"
show fronted by Robbie Williams.
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>> Reasons to be cheerful <<
People having a worse month than you

1. Indian farmer D Jaggalah died after drinking
bootleg booze. Villagers at his cremation raised
a glass to toast their friend, but used the
same batch of alcohol that killed Jaggalah.
Ten funeral goers were poisoned. And died.

2. Sam McGilton, a 72 year-old West Virginia man
was arrested while being caught masturbating
in a library, while wearing a flowery dress,
red stilettos and a bouffant woman's wig. Photo:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0320061lady1.html

3. Dog Condoms Inc had to recall their product
due to "an unacceptable failure rate resulting
in canine pregnancies." Plus the meat-scented
rubbers were proving too tempting, and
proving to be a choking hazard.

4. Richard Parker from Felixstowe got drunk in
his local pub, undressed, urinated in the pocket
of the pool table, stuck a pool ball between
his arse cheeks, walked through the pub and
deposited it in a drip tray at the bar. Richard
was sentenced to 28 days in prison.


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A man looking "like a giant kid" was arrested at a
store in Georgia for humping a manikin. He said, "she
had the nicest set of tits I'd seen in a long time.
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Prominent Kabbalah preacher Rabbi David Basri says
bird flu is the fault of gays, and has come to Israel
because of the campaign to legalise gay marriage.
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Ever wanted to watch a child TV star's
life implode?
http://tinyurl.com/pna73

Finland's Eurovision hopefuls are death metal
Gods Lordi:
http://www.monstereo.fi/monmedia2.php

Great US 80s style pop-rock:
http://www.myspace.com/morningwood

Famous marijuana smokers:
http://www.slatts.fsworld.co.uk/famous.htm

Clever and nice pigs:
http://www.valentinesperformingpigs.com

We want to go on a beach holiday with Ricky
Martin and his chum:
http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/images/2005/122605_rickyplays.jpg