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>> Cruising for a bruising <<

South park goads Tom "litigious" Cruise

South Park had a new episode pulled from

British TV. Trapped In The Closet involved Tom

Cruise locking himself in Stan's closet, with

the phrase "Tom Cruise won't come out of the

closet" repeated 28 times during the show.

At one point, ex-wife Nicole Kidman was portrayed

trying to coax him out, saying, "It's time for you

to come out of the closet, Tom. You're not

fooling anyone." The final line of the show is

Tom telling the "South Park" kids "I'm gonna

sue you! I'm gonna sue you in England!"

Watch: http://www.thecloset.notlong.com

>> Things that make you go hmmm <<
Kittens, La Terremoto, comic books

European soccer news:
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=270580&cc=5739


Circumcised men - get a foreskin.
Soft, comfortable, tapeless Your-Skin
Cone by TLC Tugger: http://TLCTugger.com


Kiss is opening a coffee bar: http://www.kissonline.com/


The Australian one-eyed kitten:
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060109/480/nyet27501091906


Vote on the cutest kittens: http://kittenwar.com/


Last week's Madonna impersonator is La
Terremoto de Alcorcón" from Spain. Here
she does Michael Jackson:
http://www.abusemagazine.com/audio/terremoto_alcorcon_thriller.mp3


Bizarrely sexual comic book covers
(No 4 is particularly good):
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1


1960s groupies tell all:
http://recordbrother.typepad.com/imagesilike/2005/05/the_groupies_.html