The Director Who Films Your Life Test
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Terry Gilliam
Filmography: The Brothers Grimm, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Fisher King, Time Bandits, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. Gilliam is notorious for his angry outbursts to studio executives and production shutdowns when told he has to compromise his vision. So if while making the film about your life he wants chicken-headed fighter pilots flying large time-release capsules that drop foam-rubber knee pads onto your reunion family picnic, you better let him lest you get nothing done at all. In the end, however, the movie will be a fantastic cult classic. Good luck.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 43% on action-romance
You scored higher than 99% on humor
You scored higher than 80% on complexity
You scored higher than 96% on budget
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26 Comments:
Ingmar Bergman
Your film will be 58% romantic, 31% comedy, 55% complex plot, and a $ 47 million budget.
Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 69% on action-romance
You scored higher than 23% on humor
You scored higher than 95% on complexity
You scored higher than 90% on budget
James L. Brooks
Your film will be 54% romantic, 37% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 46 million budget.
Filmography: Terms of Endearment, Spanglish, As Good As It Gets, Broadcast News, etc. He also is responsible for bringing The Simpsons to TV (from when he produced The Tracy Ullman Show). It's likely that the audience will cry if Jimmy makes your film. In fact, the Simpsons writing team gave the name "Jimmies" to those sweet, tender, loving moments that end some Simpsons episodes. Also, that's he who says, "How about some sponge cake? With a brandy glaze! Muwahaha!”
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 59% on action-romance
You scored higher than 58% on humor
You scored higher than 66% on complexity
You scored higher than 89% on budget
Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 59% romantic, 34% comedy, 44% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.
Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.
You scored higher than 81% on action-romance
You scored higher than 42% on humor
You scored higher than 77% on complexity
You scored higher than 20% on budget
Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 64% romantic, 29% comedy, 48% complex plot, and a $ 34 million budget.
Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.
aguante carne de metal!!!!
Mike Nichols
Your film will be 59% romantic, 56% comedy, 46% complex plot, and a $ 43 million budget.
You scored higher than 81% on action-romance
You scored higher than 99% on humor
You scored higher than 82% on complexity
You scored higher than 89% on budget
quiero ver más!!!!
me sumo a la exclamasión de punto: Aguante Carne de Metal !(aka Puch)
John Waters
Your film will be 69% romantic, 57% comedy, 37% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.
Filmography: Hairspray, Cry Baby, Pecker, A Dirty Shame, Serial Mom, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Mondo Trasho, and more. Hopefully your entire life happened in Baltimore, Maryland, because that is where your life story will take place with John Waters at the helm. Your mother will be played either by a large transvestite or Kathleen Turner ... oh, the levels of irony! Anyway, we hope your life was full of pleasant scents because your movie will be released in Smell-O-Vision like his movie Polyester (1981), but will likely not have any dog-poop-eating such as in Pink Flamingos (1972). Johnny Depp will play your uncle.
You scored higher than 98% on action-romance
You scored higher than 99% on humor
You scored higher than 53% on complexity
You scored higher than 70% on budget
Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 56% romantic, 32% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.
Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!
Mike Nichols
Your film will be 68% romantic, 53% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $ 46 million budget.
One of the best directors in film alive today. Every picture he has made has been a classic: The Graduate, Working Girl, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, Closer, Carnal Knowledge, What Planet Are You From?, Primary Colors, Silkwood, The Birdcage, etc. Every actor scrambles to be able to work with him, and now he is gonna make your life into a classic film. Hold your head up, and hope he gets Natalie Portman in your film somewhere.
You scored higher than 95% on action-romance
You scored higher than 97% on humor
You scored higher than 47% on complexity
You scored higher than 88% on budget
Ajá, ya me parecía que a alguien le tenía que tocar Nichols también.
Ahora no me siento tan pedorro.
Dicen que tienen como 28 directores.
Quiero ver otros!!!
(alguien más notó que mi peli es la más cara? Puch no sólo lo notó sino que dijo que no le extrañaba... =S )
Roger Corman
Your film will be 48% romantic, 31% comedy, 53% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!
Penny Marshall
Your film will be 59% romantic, 45% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 41 million budget.
Your romantic comedy-drama of a life is now in the hands of Laverne. We almost put Ron Howard in this spot, but we figured you wouldn't want the part of your dad played by Ron's little brother Clint (who's in EVERY one of his films). Penny will hire Squiggy, instead. She directed A League Of Their Own, Big, Awakenings, and Riding In Cars With Boys among few others.
Score: higher than 81% on action-romance, higher than 86% on humor, higher than 23% on complexity, higher than 84% on budget.
Me siento Lisa Simpson, a nadie más le toco Brooks?
David Lynch
Your film will be 46% romantic, 41% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 31 million budget.
We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 22% on action-romance
You scored higher than 73% on humor
You scored higher than 72% on complexity
You scored higher than 49% on budget
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
lo más gracioso es imaginarme a kyle mclachlan haciendo de mi viejo.
Ay como cambió el template. Esto me pasa por usar bloglines. Que lindo que lindo. Ah, a mi me salio Kurosawa, estoy enojada. Debería haberme salido Woody Allen o algun italiano.
Uf. Sofia Coppola! Esa quería.
¿y todo el glamour que me corresponde?
está bien ser object de culte, como dice EL johnie, pero las cosas como son... a mi el presupuesto de lotr o nada. he dicho.
Roger Corman: An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a
CULT CLASSIC!
Your film will be 44% romantic, 23% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $ 31 million budget.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 15% on action-romance
You scored higher than 6% on humor
You scored higher than 84% on complexity
You scored higher than 49% on budget
David Lynch
Your film will be 51% romantic, 43% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.
We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.
You scored higher than 44% on action-romance
You scored higher than 79% on humor
You scored higher than 64% on complexity
You scored higher than 58% on budget
Buenisimo!!! Me copa David Lynch... Quién mejor que él para filmar mi vida?
You scored higher than 49% on action-romance
You scored higher than 91% on humor
You scored higher than 6% on complexity
You scored higher than 57% on budget
Kevin Smith
Your film will be 52% romantic, 47% comedy, 25% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.
mat, porque no pusiste descripcion de tu dire?
Mi peli sigue siendo la más cara, la puta madre.
Al Cabe le salio ALfred HitchCock
Ahora lo hice de vuelta 7 meses despues y......
Woody Allen
Your film will be 64% romantic, 37% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.
You scored higher than 95% on action-romance
You scored higher than 54% on humor
You scored higher than 49% on complexity
You scored higher than 52% on budget
I would like to make a romance inside of you, yes? IS NICE, I LIKE.
Me gusta el mio!
Cameron Crowe
Your film will be 60% romantic, 41% comedy, 38% complex plot, and a $ 35 million budget.
You had him at "hello" and he will complete you if you show him the money. Yes, the guy who made Jerry Maguire (and the movies Singles, Say Anything, and Elizabethtown) will make your life into a mushy romantic comedy-drama. But considering that he also wrote Fast Times At Ridgemont High and that the movie Almost Famous was about him, your film will be a GREAT mushy romantic comedy-drama with honest dialogue and a joy to watch. He also wrote and directed Vanilla Sky which wasn't terribly romantic, nor much of a joy to watch.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on action-romance
You scored higher than 99% on humor
You scored higher than 99% on complexity
You scored higher than 99% on budget
QUE SIGNIFICAN TANTOS 99%??????
Your Score: James L. Brooks
Your film will be 54% romantic, 45% comedy, 51% complex plot, and a $ 42 million budget.
Filmography: Terms of Endearment, Spanglish, As Good As It Gets, Broadcast News, etc. He also is responsible for bringing The Simpsons to TV (from when he produced The Tracy Ullman Show). It's likely that the audience will cry if Jimmy makes your film. In fact, the Simpsons writing team gave the name "Jimmies" to those sweet, tender, loving moments that end some Simpsons episodes. Also, that's he who says, "How about some sponge cake? With a brandy glaze! Muwahaha!" Seriously, though, he knows how to tap into the humanity of his characters and draw out Oscar-nominated quality performances from his actors.
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