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>> Does my bomb look big in this? <<
Watch out fatties, it's a war-zone...
A man was surrounded by police and arrested
while walking by the Department of
Health in Westminster this week. The
gun-toting coppers were suspicious
of his bulky appearance under a big jacket.
He was taken to a police station to be
searched where it was found that he was
wearing no explosives. He was just
(FYI: Beauty salons across Britain are reporting a
drop in profits... now that the Metropolitan Police
are doing Brazilians for nothing...)
y hay MAS !
>> Reasons to be fearful <<
Ecstacy bombers! Forked penises! Ricky Martin!
Stop fretting about the man next to you on the
tube with the rucksack - here are some fresh
alternative things to fill you with terror.
1. Rich Saudis have been buying up ecstasy in
London, and smuggling it back to the Middle
East. Rumour has it that the pills are given to
suicide bombers. So not only are they killing
people... they're enjoying themselves at
the same time! That doesn't seem fair.
2. Your mobile phones is melting your eyes.
Although the effect on your brain is minimal,
Israeli scientists have discovered that the
radiation from your phone may make
bubbles appear in the lenses of your eyes. Great.
3. Koalas, iguanas, and Komodo Dragons all have
forked penises. Actually, that's only really
scary if one of them is having sex with you.
4. Osama Bin Laden is trying to poison your
cocaine. Is nothing sacred these days?
5. Ricky Martin is getting into Middle East
Politics. "I will defend you and try to get
rid of any stereotypes," he told Arab teenagers
recently. "I come from Latin America and to some
countries, we are considered losers or
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