viernes, julio 29, 2005

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Para mis nuevos lectores procedo a explicar:
Estoy susbscripta a un newsletter mensual de una gente que se llama Pop Bitch y le da duro al chimentismo angloparlante.
No hay vez que pueda evitar publicar algo de éstos mails.

Acá les va:

>> Does my bomb look big in this? <<
Watch out fatties, it's a war-zone...
.
A man was surrounded by police and arrested
while walking by the Department of
Health in Westminster this week. The
gun-toting coppers were suspicious
of his bulky appearance under a big jacket.
He was taken to a police station to be
searched where it was found that he was
wearing no explosives. He was just
extremely fat.
(FYI: Beauty salons across Britain are reporting a
drop in profits... now that the Metropolitan Police
are doing Brazilians for nothing...)
y hay MAS !
.
>> Reasons to be fearful <<
Ecstacy bombers! Forked penises! Ricky Martin!
Stop fretting about the man next to you on the
tube with the rucksack - here are some fresh
alternative things to fill you with terror.
.
1. Rich Saudis have been buying up ecstasy in
London, and smuggling it back to the Middle
East. Rumour has it that the pills are given to
suicide bombers. So not only are they killing
people... they're enjoying themselves at
the same time! That doesn't seem fair.
.
2. Your mobile phones is melting your eyes.
Although the effect on your brain is minimal,
Israeli scientists have discovered that the
radiation from your phone may make
bubbles appear in the lenses of your eyes. Great.
.
3. Koalas, iguanas, and Komodo Dragons all have
forked penises. Actually, that's only really
scary if one of them is having sex with you.
.
4. Osama Bin Laden is trying to poison your
cocaine. Is nothing sacred these days?
.
5. Ricky Martin is getting into Middle East
Politics. "I will defend you and try to get
rid of any stereotypes," he told Arab teenagers
recently. "I come from Latin America and to some
countries, we are considered losers or
drug traffickers."
Y MÁS!
Popbitch's new favorite music star:
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7 Comments:

Blogger Ary piensa que...

Me mató belinda. No quiero más a la mujer chocolate.

29/7/05 1:22 p.m.  
Blogger Antigona piensa que...

No podes ser tan copada de citar a los Les Luthiers.
Quiero mas!

29/7/05 1:41 p.m.  
Blogger Gugú piensa que...

Ari: BELINDA ES EL ROCK

Antígona: Más Les Luthiers?
http://cochinocouture.blogspot.com/2005/07/s-i-n-c-o-b-r-s.html
You want it, you got it!

29/7/05 2:05 p.m.  
Blogger Andy W piensa que...

me suscribí

29/7/05 3:49 p.m.  
Blogger Gugú piensa que...

ENTRARON AL LINK DE LOS CELULARES?
HAY UNA FOTO EXPLICATIVA DE LAS MICROONDAS Y QUE PARTES AFECTAN, EN LA CARA DE UNA PERSONA.

Y EN EL FORO ALGUIEN ESCRIBIÓ:
". Posted Jul 27, 2005, 1:41 PM ET by Kevin Archibald
Is it me or does that guy look like adolf hitler in predator vision?"

Y POSTA, EH....

29/7/05 3:52 p.m.  
Blogger Gugú piensa que...

Bien Andy, es un cago de risa !

29/7/05 3:52 p.m.  
Blogger Mr. John Steed piensa que...

Si, la verdad que es tremendo. Sobre todo la parte de Rickie, abriendose nuevos horizontes. Creo que voy a dejar The Economist y concentrarme en sus palabras.

De todos modos, creo que lo único que quiere es agarrarse a un arab teenager.

29/7/05 11:34 p.m.  

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