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No hay vez que pueda evitar publicar algo de éstos mails.

Acá les va:

>> Does my bomb look big in this? <<

Watch out fatties, it's a war-zone...

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A man was surrounded by police and arrested

while walking by the Department of

Health in Westminster this week. The

gun-toting coppers were suspicious

of his bulky appearance under a big jacket.

He was taken to a police station to be

searched where it was found that he was

wearing no explosives. He was just

extremely fat.

(FYI: Beauty salons across Britain are reporting a

drop in profits... now that the Metropolitan Police

are doing Brazilians for nothing...)

y hay MAS !

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>> Reasons to be fearful <<

Ecstacy bombers! Forked penises! Ricky Martin!

Stop fretting about the man next to you on the

tube with the rucksack - here are some fresh

alternative things to fill you with terror.

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1. Rich Saudis have been buying up ecstasy in

London, and smuggling it back to the Middle

East. Rumour has it that the pills are given to

suicide bombers. So not only are they killing

people... they're enjoying themselves at

the same time! That doesn't seem fair.

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2. Your mobile phones is melting your eyes.

Although the effect on your brain is minimal,

Israeli scientists have discovered that the

radiation from your phone may make

bubbles appear in the lenses of your eyes. Great.

(+ info)

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3. Koalas, iguanas, and Komodo Dragons all have

forked penises. Actually, that's only really

scary if one of them is having sex with you.

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4. Osama Bin Laden is trying to poison your

cocaine. Is nothing sacred these days?

(+ info)

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5. Ricky Martin is getting into Middle East

Politics. "I will defend you and try to get

rid of any stereotypes," he told Arab teenagers

recently. "I come from Latin America and to some

countries, we are considered losers or

drug traffickers."

Y MÁS!

Popbitch's new favorite music star:

http://www.belindabedekovic.com/video_fl_en.htm

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