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>> Butt Monkey <<

Chinese chimp addicted to cigarettes

A 26 year-old chimp in a Chinese zoo has

started chain-smoking. Ai Ai got a taste for f

ags about 15 years ago when she picked up

cigarette butts left by tourists. Ai Ai

(which means "love love" in Mandarin) recently

suffered the death of her mate, and to

cope with her grief she's started smoking more.

At least eight a day. Zoo keepers are trying

to wean her on to milk instead. So

obviously they aren't worried about obesity.

Photo: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/irresistible/4899696/detail.html

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>> Bunny's too tight to mention <<

Sydney man loves rabbits to death

An Australian man has been arrested after

having sex with 18 rabbits. Sydney police have

charged Brendan McMahon, 36, with bestiality

and aggravated cruelty, after finding a pile

of sodomised rabbit corpses dumped in a lane

in The Rocks.

In his defence, McMahon claimed that he had sex

with the rabbits while high on crystal meth.
His lawyer unsuccessfully applied for bail,

stating that McMahon was willing to surrender

his passport and would undertake not to go

within 50 metres of a pet shop.