CoCHiNo! CouTuRe: PoP BitCH

jueves, septiembre 29, 2005

PoP BitCH

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President, "Yesterday,

three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" cries

the President, "...but how many is a brazillion?"

5 Comments:

maik piensa que...: ay que suerte que los chistes sobre cuan imbecil es bush nunca se ponen viejos.bien hecho!; 29/9/05 2:46 p.m.
Gugú piensa que...: SI, LA JODITA ES QUE NO ES UN CHISTE..
JEVI; 29/9/05 2:51 p.m.
Patricio W piensa que...: cuack; 29/9/05 4:41 p.m.
Leandro piensa que...: qué siome que es el tejano...; 30/9/05 5:04 p.m.
Efra piensa que...: Medio largo y malo pero va:

Powell, Rice and Bush go to Heaven.

God addresses Colin Powell first. "Powell, what do you believe in?"

Colin replies, "Well, I believe that I should have spoken out loudly when I realized that the war in Iraq was based on misinformation and the greed of the corporate powers that influence our government. It was a disservice to America and the world. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "OK, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Rice. "Rice, what do you believe in?"

Rice replies, "Bla-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! And I believe in forgiveness. I've shamelessly sinned to attain power, I covered and lied to the world for the President in exchange for power and position, and I hope no grudges are held
against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my daughter. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bush. "Bush, what do you believe in?"

Bush says, "I believe you're in my chair."; 30/9/05 11:38 p.m.

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