jueves, septiembre 29, 2005


Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President, "Yesterday,
three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" cries
the President, "...but how many is a brazillion?"


Blogger maik piensa que...

ay que suerte que los chistes sobre cuan imbecil es bush nunca se ponen viejos.bien hecho!

29/9/05 2:46 p.m.  
Blogger Gugú piensa que...


29/9/05 2:51 p.m.  
Blogger PaTo piensa que...


29/9/05 4:41 p.m.  
Blogger German piensa que...

I have a Bush joke for you:

Bush goes to England to visit Tony Blair and asks him "how do u select your advisors?", and blair goes "it's simple watch" and he turns to his advisor james. "james who's my mother's brother's nephew?" james replies "well that's you sir" Blair then turns to Bush and says "see, now I know he's logically smart."
Bush then goes back to the U.S and test this thoery and asks Colin Powell "Colin, who's my mother's brother's nephew?" and powell goes "it's you sir" and bush outraged goes "No you IDIOT, It's Tony Blair!"

29/9/05 5:13 p.m.  
Blogger lele piensa que...

qué siome que es el tejano...

30/9/05 5:04 p.m.  
Blogger efra piensa que...

Medio largo y malo pero va:

Powell, Rice and Bush go to Heaven.

God addresses Colin Powell first. "Powell, what do you believe in?"

Colin replies, "Well, I believe that I should have spoken out loudly when I realized that the war in Iraq was based on misinformation and the greed of the corporate powers that influence our government. It was a disservice to America and the world. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "OK, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Rice. "Rice, what do you believe in?"

Rice replies, "Bla-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! And I believe in forgiveness. I've shamelessly sinned to attain power, I covered and lied to the world for the President in exchange for power and position, and I hope no grudges are held
against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my daughter. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bush. "Bush, what do you believe in?"

Bush says, "I believe you're in my chair."

30/9/05 11:38 p.m.  

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